Merry Xmas... not.

People of the World,

Well, it was quite sad to see Faith Williams, the second conjoined twin, pass away on Christmas Day. But quite frankly, if the world wanted to see conjoined twins dying we would go to China. It was still upsetting to watch and I feel for her parents. But they're young, so they'll be reproducing in no time.
Another sad thing I saw on the news on Boxing Day was the shooting of an English soldier on Christmas Eve. That really made me angry. I was literally sitting in the leather arm chair with steam coming out of my ears. I was fuming. All I could think was 'Get these boys out of Iraq and every other fucking Muslim country in the world before they terminate us all!'
It's starting to get worse, and if we don't try and stop these terrorists then we'll all die which isn't very nice to think about.

Well, tell me what you think.

Love, Maddie

Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Kill

People of the World,

Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not 'get down with the youths' and stab someone, thou shalt not use guns, thou shalt not hit and punch or kick, thou shalt not drop bombs and thou shalt not pick fights.
Someone once said to me 'If looks could kill...' whilst I was staring at them like the deranged, emo kid I am. It was funny, though I didn't break my mould, and it got me wondering if looks really could kill. That would be quite a joke... but what if words could kill, too? Then a lot of people would be dead, courtesy of me :)
If looks could kill, however, I would almost certainly be dead right now and you wouldn't have my beautiful words to relate to, would you? That would be a shame, wouldn't it?
But there are just some people who are just asking to be murdered with a look or a word, aren't there? Like those people on the radio who do that sarcastic role-play thing every afternoon which sometimes isn't all that funny.
But other people who are really innocent when presented with the idea of smoking weed and drinking even though they know their best friend does it, then when someone else offers it they get really excited and practically piss themselves. It's like... what the fuck?

Hmm... these are the things that keep me awake pondering over them.

Love, Maddie

Take This and That...

People of the World,

How funny was the Royal Variety Performance last night? Jimmy Carr was quite funny... but some of his jokes weren't incredibly roll-around-on-the-floor funny, just chuckle-worthy funny. Meh, who am I to judge (even though I'm going to do it anyway)? At least Camilla and Charles liked it.
But the performance of Take That is still continuing to stun me... Gary Barlow seemed rather civilised whilst poor Mark Owen was bopping around like a monkey on high or some sort of horse tranquilisers. Maybe he is on crack...??
But if I'm going to marry this man he's going to have to give me a snort once in a while or give it up altogether. I'll decide when we have children.
Mark was really good when he sung Shine, perhaps the only song in which he has a solo.

Love, Maddie

:)

People of the World,

'Forgive and Forget'... that's what the Wiseman said. Actually, it was Erin. She also said 'Tis the season to be jolly' which are indeedy very wise words.
I've decided, prior to Erin's words, that I'm not going to be mean... for the time being, anyway.
I've been getting bored of bitching and arguing, so I'm going to stop for now because it's CHRISTMAS BABY!! We should all be out at mad parties... but I never get invited to them so when we have parties at home I dress like the Queen Bee and dance like there's no tomorrow.
Erin, you're still invited... so bring your Mum and Dad.

And, Simone: You can come on Sunday... but only because I'm feeling nice.

Love, Maddie

America got it wrong...

GREETINGS!! (now imagine me saying that grinning like a retard with my braces on full show)

Yes, greetings, earthlings.
So I was just checking my emails via msn, when something popped up; Lily Allen Lashes Out
So I was thinkning; god, Lil, who have you hit now? When indeed it wasn't that she had hit someone, merely insulting... which is what she usually does.
Guess who it was?? KATY FREAKIN' PERRY!!
The girl who can't sing, the girl who kissed a girl, the wannabe...
That's her right there.
Lily thinks that America tried to duplicate her, as they wanted someone kooky and quirky like her (for the record, neither of them are kooky or quirky...)
America is so wrong, Katy can't even sing and she isn't successful.
Then Katy was like; Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen!
Who says things like that about the more successful people?? Katy is a stoopid lesbian, who is jealous. And she is so not skinnier than Lily...
But good on Lily for saying; It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!
Lily is so right it is not even funny. She took the words right out of my mouth.

Lily, I would kiss you if it wasn't for this headbrace holding me back...

Love, Maddie

"I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top..."

People of this cruel, harsh World we unfortunately have to live in,

I wanna cry. I really wanna cry.
I am getting braces tomorrow; which means tonight is my last night of mouthly freedom for another year. I will never have crooked teeth again.
I should be cherishing the moment; taking countless photographs of my wonky gob or eating fatty and sugary sweets just to piss off the orthodontist. But I'm not. I'm doing homework and listening to my music. Ahh, sweet, sweet music... mostly my beloved Paramore.

Will be back soon,

Love, Maddie

... I actually stood close to this beauty.

People of the World,

This is my glorious Husband, Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen.
Believe you me, I actually went to the London premiere of the film Twilight on Wednesday, got to the front of the crowds and filmed Rob! I'm so lucky.
That day, mine and Erin's lives were complete :)

You should be so jealous.

Love, Maddie