Miss Naked Beauty

People of the World,

Gok Wan is a joke, do you agree?
The thing is, I turned on the TV on Tuesday evening, and 'Miss Naked Beauty' came on, another one of those reality shows with huge naked fat women parading around.
Cue flabby, insecure women flashing, yet moaning about their wobbly bits whilst viewers sit and cringe behind their pillows.
The programme is so unrealistic that the supposedly 'prettiest, most perfect and modelesque' girl has a panic attack when everyone is asked to have their least favourite body parts photographed. How do you think that makes the rest of them feel? Later on she apologised and realised she had a stupid reaction; God, now she realises! Surprisingly, she isn't sent home. A young blonde girl who has her lower back photographed and an older lady with tree-trunk legs are sent home.
Then they try and get a plus-sized mannequin into a shop window of a large retailer on Oxford Street, which, had they been in Paris or Milan, would have been laughed at. Some clothes just don't look good on a plus-sized girl, but they don't realise that. It's high time they gave up.
My only problem with the show, apart from Gok Wan being a fake, is that they are giving the girls false spirits and also being very contradictory.
For example, they say the programme welcomes girls of all sizes, yet the women they show are all crisp-guzzling lard-mongers, except for the odd size 10 - which is rare.

According to Gok, women in Britain are separated into two different groups; the real woman (fat women) and the unreal woman (anorexics). What happens if you are neither curvy nor skinny? What category do you fall into? What if you are inbetween? Apparently, they don't exist.

Love, Maddie

Famous for Being Famous

People of the World,

My next Post is about people who are 'Famous for Being Famous'. I'm talking about the likes of Kelly Osbourne, Pixie and Peaches Geldof, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice and Paris Hilton.

Personally, I can't tell the difference between Pixie Geldof and a Pug, can you? Didn't think so :)

I hate Kelly Osbourne because she is fat, ugly, and worthless, so is Pixie, Peaches is stupid and unreliable as well as ugly and worthless and if Beatrice or Eugenie ever become Queen; I will shoot myself in the foot and immigrate to Holland. Enough said.

But I do like having a good old bitch about fat people, ahem; Kelly O.

Paris Hilton, who thinks that running for President will make her seem smarter, is the dumbest of them all. She is also blonde, has a face like a bashed up parrot and rather boring to see in the newspaper every single day. Do you agree?

What do you think of bimbos and girls who are famous for being famous? Tell me, I wanna know.

Love, Maddie

People of the world,

Woah! My first blog on 'Maddie Loves Your Mother', and God I am excited! Are you?
The truth is, I don't really love your mother, I have my own, thanks, but the name is a sign of what this blog is all about; the fact that I speak my mind clearly, say what I have to say and I won't change that for you. Understand where I'm coming from? I knew you would :)
I have been told that speaking my mind would result in me getting in trouble, but to be honest I'm not the kind of person who does what she is told, or shuts her mouth for more than a few seconds.
Don't rely on me to update this everyday like a stupid old man who has nothing better to do -no. I'll post a new blog when I feel like it, once in a while, twice a week. Whatever.

Enjoy the show!

Love, Maddie