A Camilla like no other...

People of the World,

Today's subject is Camilla Parker-Bowles. Yes, her.
The woman who will become Queen if the present Queen snuffs it, the other girlfriend, the chick who everybody hates... you get me, no?
Well, I was watching a TV programme about her yesterday, and it made her out to be a right bitch - which she evidently is. Under the fierce eye and glare of the media, she still managed to keep her relationship with Charles secret... now they're married; and it's 11 years since our beloved Diana died.
I can't remember that eventful day, I was a year old, but I do, however, remember the marriage of Charles and Camilla... and I can remember feeling ill at the sight of a horse in a dress.
But under her evilness, desperate bids for stardom and layers of make-up, is there a woman who just wants to wear nice dresses and have fun, despite the fact being 100 years old? Possibly, possibly.
I get the same impression from her that I get from other celebrities; that they want the media to fuck off and let them get on with their lives.
She seems to like being photographed regularly, which gives one the impression she seeks attention. Nethertheless, she emits an air of one who is highly important, which draws people in and makes her seem charming and bewitching to most of us.
But let us not forget she is the reason for the disposal of Princess Diana.
Ugly though she may be, you have to admit she is a glamourous steed.
Have a happy fireworks night,
Love, Maddie