People of the World,
Fucking Hell, can't someone listen to some music without their ears being attacked? Oh yes, another dig about someone's lack of talent in the area of singing, despite they have a record deal.
SARAH HARDING.
Woah, have you ever heard anything worse?
"Here I am, walking Primrose, wondering when I’m gonna see you again. So here I am, walking Primrose, wondering when I’m gonna see you again..." These are something you'd expect from Kate Bush; which means the members of Girls Aloud have hired a nutty songwriter, or actually found brains and turned bohemian.
Odds are, the second option will probably never happen in the case of the Girls Aloud crew.
But seriously, Sarah Harding? The poor, besotted twats who had voted Sarah into Girls Aloud were, as I said, poor and besotted... and let us not forget twats. They were probably so drunk with the sound of her *ahem* voice, that the terribleness of it exploded the eardrums, therefore causing them only to hear nice sounds. That's my scientific conclusion.
So, after finishing listening to 'The Promise' in which Sarah has a solo like no other, I nearly fainted and fell off my chair. Serious.
Sarah should be shot, and fast. Does anyone know if Mark Chapman has a grandson?
Aside from the jokes, let's be serious, no one deserves the evil wrath of a dead cat singing.
Love, Maddie.
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God, you don't realise just how much I agree with you on this one. And is Kate Bush the freak who sang Wuthering Heights? But anyway, talking about this song (and obviously Sarah Harding) I was on the train yesterday and there was this man almost so far away from me he was in the next carriage, and all I could hear was what he was listening to on his ipod (the Promise, conveniently)WORD FOR WORD. Its like, turn it down, No one wants to hear Sarah Harding srangling cats at 7 in the morning!
Nice one, Mads!
Deanna xxx
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