America got it wrong...

GREETINGS!! (now imagine me saying that grinning like a retard with my braces on full show)

Yes, greetings, earthlings.
So I was just checking my emails via msn, when something popped up; Lily Allen Lashes Out
So I was thinkning; god, Lil, who have you hit now? When indeed it wasn't that she had hit someone, merely insulting... which is what she usually does.
Guess who it was?? KATY FREAKIN' PERRY!!
The girl who can't sing, the girl who kissed a girl, the wannabe...
That's her right there.
Lily thinks that America tried to duplicate her, as they wanted someone kooky and quirky like her (for the record, neither of them are kooky or quirky...)
America is so wrong, Katy can't even sing and she isn't successful.
Then Katy was like; Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen!
Who says things like that about the more successful people?? Katy is a stoopid lesbian, who is jealous. And she is so not skinnier than Lily...
But good on Lily for saying; It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!
Lily is so right it is not even funny. She took the words right out of my mouth.

Lily, I would kiss you if it wasn't for this headbrace holding me back...

Love, Maddie